Three Wishes

Meet the Web Genie, here today to grant you three wishes.

That is, if theyre good enough.

You see, you don't just give away wishes at the drop of a turban.

Your wishes have to be clever, witty and above all self-indulgent. If they arent, go find Aladdin or that blonde from that crap 70's TV show, maybe they can help you.

So go ahead, submit them in a comment below and before you can say "open sesame" your wishes might just be granted.


(Author's note: This is a gimmicky thing I thought up for my old personal site way back in the day, thought it was an easy way to apply the idea via comments, rather than the fidly cgi scripts I had to deal with.)